Muscatine

And the Hospitals

Hershey where I was brought into this world and Bellvue where my tonsils where removed and they threw them over the bank like fish guts.

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Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:

1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

T1g211- My responses

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Feb 13, 2008
Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
(An angry & aggressive drunk = a fight which could kill.)
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
(enough beers; you wake up the next morning w/ a headache & a person you don't know). WATCH COYOTE UGLY! :-)
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
(minors + beer = a temper throwing toddler with no judgement)!
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
(DRUNKEN fools cause wars in bars, homes & in society every day)! Don't you read the papers or listen to the news?
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
(If the beer is gone & you are drunk enough; why not knock on people's doors ''wanting money?'')
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
(been a few families & individuals that have felt burned & tortured).
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
(you are right, it's everywhere, but so is Jesus).
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
(Labels can't; but advertisements can & do).
9) You can prove you have a beer.
(or 12! Read the OWI convictions in the papers)!
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
(THANK GOD)!

-By T1g211 (thisonegoesto11)
responses by tlou

touche' tlou........

pretty quick for a great response!!