Muscatine

This is dedicated to Chosen and hope everyone can relate.

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked intoWal-Mart with
her two kids, while yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
            The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
            The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
            'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.  Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' 

I won't speak for Chosen, but, you just can't believe how true your little story CAN be on ANY given day!  It takes a special type of person to work there with the kind of abuse that some people get from SOME customers........Tom.