Yes Jeff, I remember that night fondly. Darned toilet seat was almost the death of poor Ned. Rumor is that services for the dearly departed will be held on the sidewalk outside of Jody's, with the Reverend Wright providing impassioned rhetoric and comic relief. Pallbearers Daryl, JOS, Lilsmom (yes, they do allow ladies to serve in that capacity these days), and three Hooters waitresses will carry old Ned to his final resting place, a secret location within spitting distance of the Mollusk man on the riverfront. Memorials may be directed to the "Help Chosen" fund.
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I think that you folks have it ALL wrong! According to NEDL, she's a woman (one of her posts), and I don't think that she has a dangling thing! |
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I (nedl) would like to be cremated. Drill a hole on top of the clam god, pour in my ashes, then plug the hole. When I'm allowed more power by my 'boss' I'll speak to you out of the clam god. Pretty cool, huh? |
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Yes Jeff, I remember that night fondly. Darned toilet seat was almost the death of poor Ned. Rumor is that services for the dearly departed will be held on the sidewalk outside of Jody's, with the Reverend Wright providing impassioned rhetoric and comic relief. Pallbearers Daryl, JOS, Lilsmom (yes, they do allow ladies to serve in that capacity these days), and three Hooters waitresses will carry old Ned to his final resting place, a secret location within spitting distance of the Mollusk man on the riverfront. Memorials may be directed to the "Help Chosen" fund.
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