Dashing through the snow, I slipped and took a slide.
Falling on the ice, landing on my backside.
The bruise was big and black, I even had a cut.
Now it isn't very much fun, sitting on my butt.
Oh, jingle bells, yes I fell, and it's black and blue.
So much pain that I strain whenever I go poo-poo.
Jingle bells, yes I fell and it hurts where I hit.
So much pain that I strain whenever I take a...
A day or two ago, I slipped and fell again.
Falling forward I landed on my chin.
Again the bruise was black, again I had a cut.
Now my face is starting to look a lot like my butt.
Oh jingle bells yes I fell and its black and blue.
So much pain that I strain whenever I have to chew.
Jingle bells yes I fell and to tell the truth,
So much pain that I strain...
Cause I think I chipped a tooth.
MERRY CHRISTMAS NL!
