Tom. Are you just PO'd because that happened at Hy Vee and not at Walmart? Do YOU have waist length hair and a nice butt? Tom, don't blame me for my weirdness. Blame my doctor. When I was born, instead of holding me up and slapping my butt, doc just threw me against the wall. Then, the nurse put me in a nursery full of democrat babies instead of the one with pretty, intelligent Republican babies. That's why I'm this way. My doc is dead now. When my folks saw how I was turning out, they had doc killed. True story. I can show you the hospital it happened in.



