Muscatine

  "In recognition of the unprece­dented demand for firearms by nervous consumers, The Outdoor Wire has named President-elect Barack Obama its "Gun Salesman of the Year". For me, it was a simple fact of recognizing that without President-elect Obama's frightening consumers into action, the firearms industry might be suffering the same sort of business slumps that have befallen the automotive and housing industries."

Way to go ah-bama.

He's definitely got my vote.  Shoot, he's trying to get us to accept a guy for Secretary of the Treasury who didn't pay his taxes and had an illegal immigrant working for him.  Do you suppose I could do the same and then fix it all with "I'm sorry" like this guy is trying to?

Chosied gets the runnerup award for trying to convince us with the story about the police officer that guns can't protect anyone.....kind of like saying that if a person in a car crash is wearing a seat belt and gets killed anyway, the seat belts don't provide any protection. 

Third place goes to Copaplea, because......................ah, just because.