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Oh, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • frazzled
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We must have made the Clam God very angry!!  I tried sacrificing DF at the foot of his statue on the riverfront, but it hasn't worked.  Everyone repent, or we shall all be banned!!  BANNED, I tell you!!

 

(frazzled runs screaming for the hills)

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We must have made the Clam God very angry!!  I tried sacrificing DF at the foot of his statue on the riverfront, but it hasn't worked.  Everyone repent, or we shall all be banned!!  BANNED, I tell you!!

 

(frazzled runs screaming for the hills)


That's our answer. We've been ignoring the clam god, out there alone in the cold. We've got to sacrifice a virgin to the clam god. Anybody know one?

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Oh, NOW I see why it didn't work.  Quick, everybody, we need a virgin to sacrifice to Harry Mollusk.  Sheesh, what was I thinking......

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HA!! the funny thing is, I typed my reply while you must have been typing yours.

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