Muscatine

Hey G,

I did try to come see you. They wouldn't let me in because of some stupid rule that you have to wear a shirt. I showed up in my lime green thong. (It was all stretched out because I guess Jeffo tried to put it on.) Also, Ned is only let out on certain days.

ok, i'll forgive ya guys this time....LOL. when i tried to come see u , the guard said u were having difficulties....in the shower....lol

G,

I think I was in the same jail cell as you was. I saw on the wall where you wrote: "For a good time call: 1-800-NED-GREENTHONG."

Yep that was me! It was kinda scary in there, they took my computer and i couldnt play world of warcraft ......after the first 5 minutes i was freaking out......the withdrawl was hell....then things got worse...images of ned in the thong started dancing through my head......i used my one phone call and ordered a truckload of beer...then the guards let me out right before it got there...so i figured u got it all...im the one who ordered all the hamms beer.......lol