Muscatine

  Hey, it's Monday. 14 degrees, snow coming, WAHOO! I gotta admit though, these recycled plastic grocery bag thongs ain't very comfortable in cold weather.  

I declare thongs to be the uniform of the day and will have President Barry to sign it into law.

Myself, I have found paper sacks to be much warmer if you double them up.

Thanks Kenn. I'll give that a try. But, if you do this, you're an Iowan.

You can run a snowblower with a beer in one hand and a cigeret in the other. You have ever had to drive thrue a blizzered with your head out the window to see where you where. You have ever used a leafblower to clean the snow of your car. You can make perfect sense out of the words upnort and battwy. You boaght your last five vehicles through the Hy-Vee trader. Mowing your lawn requiers cleaning the snow of of it first.