Muscatine

And, I agree. That Sham-Wow guy gives me the heebie-jeebies.  And not in a good way.

Frazz, you said your husband bought some. Do they really work?

Eeehhhhh, they work okay.  Haven't really tested them out, but they seem to work better than say, a plain old rag, but I really don't think they work as good as they say in the commercial.  But, I really didn't expect  them to.

Why the heck is that doofus wearing a headset??  Are we supposed to be impressed??  Is that supposed to make him more believable??  It really just makes him look like a great big tool.