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  • gta1
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I'm afraid NEDL'S thong doesn't cover his wise-crack.  (ooooo; I know....that was bad!)


OK guys. Tarrall's gonna hear about this. Lol.


No PLEASE DONT GET ME SENT TO SUSPENSION JAIL!!!!!!  ROTFLMFAO

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Ok i'll do it! i enjoy living dangerously! afterall i'm married! (as in i have a wife ned, so NO wisecracks) LOL

Great!  I'm currently at the Southern development laboratory, so we won't be able to meet at the Northern Proving Grounds until about the 2nd week in March.   There will just be a few release papers you will have to sign before being strapped in.   Also, one question.   Are you excessively hairy?

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Ok i'll do it! i enjoy living dangerously! afterall i'm married! (as in i have a wife ned, so NO wisecracks) LOL

Great!  I'm currently at the Southern development laboratory, so we won't be able to meet at the Northern Proving Grounds until about the 2nd week in March.   There will just be a few release papers you will have to sign before being strapped in.   Also, one question.   Are you excessively hairy?

 

Not since the bizarre electrolysis accident....all the hair on my body was removed, now i look like a giant bald @ss.......

Hey while we are at it mr. inventor, i came up with a self circumcision kit...its a small fan with metal blades and no guard....any ideas for a marketing slogan?

Ok i'll do it! i enjoy living dangerously! afterall i'm married! (as in i have a wife ned, so NO wisecracks) LOL

Great!  I'm currently at the Southern development laboratory, so we won't be able to meet at the Northern Proving Grounds until about the 2nd week in March.   There will just be a few release papers you will have to sign before being strapped in.   Also, one question.   Are you excessively hairy?

 

Not since the bizarre electrolysis accident....all the hair on my body was removed, now i look like a giant bald @ss.......

Hey while we are at it mr. inventor, i came up with a self circumcision kit...its a small fan with metal blades and no guard....any ideas for a marketing slogan?

How about "Zippa-Dee-Doo-Rod"?

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