Muscatine

I was listening to the radio on the way to work & heard the news.  Just shook my head & grumbled something about that "daggone" beaver. 

  I like your answer better!  Does anyone hear the song, "Kill the wabbit, Kill the wabbit"?...

After I shoot him the police may ask me what color his eyes were.

"Blue... one blew that way,,, the other blew that way..."