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I LOVED IT!!!! You are so FUNNY!!!!!! Please continue the story!!!! I will be at the bar tonight, so hopefully there will be more to read!!!! LSHIAPM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious! You certainly have a wonderful talent. I hope you're continuing the story. :-)

Jeff - You certainly inherited the AUNT'S GREAT sense of humor!  Oh my - I couldn't stop laughing!  I'm with the rest - MORE!  Did DF ever get a good score on his breathalizer?  (Jumping Jacks!  WOW, poor man really wanted to WIN!) 

Who else wants to chip in some $$$ to get Frazzled a year's worth of Purell?? 

Thanks for the laugh, Jeff!

It's sure good to know that my years spent as an undergrad at Don Pardo Technical Institute have finally begun to pay off.  "Deep Voice 101"...."Intro. to Microphones"...."Basic Cliches" and "How to Keep the Studio Audience Involved" were my favorite courses.