OPIE'S REVENGE
Muscatine Discussions Board
Nedl PEACE AND QUIET
I know it's only been three days since opinionated was banned, but hasn't it been a quiet and enjoyable three days. No lame jokes, no senseless humor, none of those boring stories. I for one am enjoying the quiet time.
Frazzled REPLY
Yes it has been a much nicer board. Jeffpinionated is a nice guy and all but his humor! Someone has to be honest and tell him about that. What an obnoxious poster.
Bigbrother REPLY
Yes, it is actually a decent board again. Jeff is a good guy but I agree with Frazz, his humor is a disrupting force on this board. We get a serious discussion going and he pops in with a wise crack pun that disrupts the whole flow. Two weeks. You did a good thing Nedl getting him banned.
NEXT DAY
Wroe NEW POSTER
Did any of you see the post by this new poster who calls himself BOOGER? It was hilarious. I don't mean sick kind of funny like Opie, I mean this guy has some serious humor. Check it out it is great.
Lionjack REPLY
I did see that. What a funny post. This guy is actually funny.
Darylmaxem REPLY
Holy moley, that guy is good. I haven't laughed that hard for quite a while. He does put Opie to shame.
Nigel REPLY
Hilarious, this guy is good. Who is he, does anybody know? It's a good thing Opinionated is banned for two weeks cause he would want to compete with the guy and that would be tragic.
Tlou REPLY
Yeah, Jeff would get his ass kicked. What a hilarious post. Can't wait for his next post.
NEXT DAY
XMC WHO IS THIS GUY?
Did you read the latest post from Booger? Man I was ROTFLMAO. I love this guy.
Wroe REPLY
Love him? I want to have his baby!
Drunkenfool REPLY
OMG What a funny post. This is a guy who understands comedy. That was great. Sorry, Jeffo but you have been replaced. A duck and a dildo, where does he come up with stuff like this? I almost fell off my barstool laughing so hard.
Frazzled REPLY
I am still peeing my pants it was so funny.
NEXT DAY
Bigbrother WHAT ASTOUNDING HUMOR
Did you get to see the latest from Booger? Two nuns, a cucumber, and a lesbian. What comedic genius. This guy has to be a professional. His sense of timing, his humor cadence, his ability to hit the punchline is incredible. His style is so crisp, clean well defined. This guy is good.
Nedl REPLY
I agree. He has to a professional writer. His comedy is actually funny. Good thing Opie can't see this, I'll bet he would be jealous as hell. Thank goodness for suspension jail. I'm just glad there are no stories where I am getting kicked in the sperm biscuits.
THE FOLLOWING MONDAY MORNING
Tlou WHAT A WEEKEND
I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Six posts from Booger. I loved the one about the Square Dancing reptiles. "Left salamander and doe si doe." This guy is just awesome. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.
Frazzled REPLY
I know! I had to have my husband move the computer into the bathroom so I could read the stories and pee in the toilet. I loved the one about the nude banker and his "deposits" That was great....OMG.. be right back I got to go pee.
Lilsmom REPLY
Oh My Gosh! That one about the flagellant lizard just cracked me up. This guy's stuff is ha ha funny, not sick double ontondra like Jeff's.
Wroe I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
DF is in the hospital. We were at the Neighborhood Link bar last night reading Booger's posts. DF was laughing so hard he fell off his barstool and the keg fell on him and broke two of his ribs. He is pretty serious, I guess. The doctor said it wouldn't be as serious except DF couldn't stop laughing at the jokes and his laughing complicated DF's condition. I do hope he is going to be alright.
Nigel REPLY
Yeah, I was tending bar last night and I rode with DF in the ambulance to the hospital. All he could say the whole way there was the punchline to Booger's last post, "No Dummy, use the eggplant!"
Kenn REPLY
Good luck to you DF. Jeff always used to tell me laughter was the best medicine, but that is what put you IN the hospital Ha Ha. That's funny. To bad it wasn't Jeff's humor that put you there. Booger's analogy between Harry Mollusk and a bearded clam was the funniest. Booger is no doubt far and away superior.
LATER IN THE WEEK
Nedl I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY
This week has just been great. Some actual real humor from Booger and none of the sick stuff from Opinionated. Booger's post on the top ten reasons hemorrhoids are fun was just superb. Makes me wish mine would flare up again.
Frazzled REPLY
BRBIP (Be right back I'm peeing)
Wroe REPLY
My gosh, I can't stop thinking about the one with the princess, the frog and it slipping her the tongue. It made me all tingly in my lady locket.
Darylmaxem REPLY
I agree with you Nedl, but we do have a problem. Opinionated will be back here in two days and he is going to read Booger's posts and go ballistic. He is going to post as much sick humor and bad jokes as he can making this board a living hell again. You got to do something, man, you got to get the ban extended.
Janitor REPLY
Yes, Nedl, you have to clean up this mess.
Frazzled REPLY
Oh, what are we going to do? DM is right, Jeffpinionated is going to be pissed at that one, you got him banned, and two we have a new comedic poster. After all, look at all those threats he made against you, Nedl. That failed mail bomb, I do believe it was from him. That autographed copy of Henny Youngman's book with the knife through it. I believe that came from Jeffo. It was postmarked from Denver, wasn't it? What are you going to do Nedl?
Nigel REPLY
That's right Nedl, it was your idea to get him banned. That's why you invited him on the game show in the first place. You got to fix this, man.
THE NEXT DAY
Nedl I TRIED BUT FAILED
I want you all to know I tried to get Opie's ban extended. I emailed Susan and tried to convince her that Chosen and Opinionated were the same poster, with multiple ID's. She didn't go for it. I told her about his sick sense of humor and how offended we were by all the manpon jokes. She didn't buy that either. She thinks I'm just mad cause of Opie's stories where I keep getting kicked in the hanging hazelnuts. I'm sorry all, I tried, but failed.
THE NEXT DAY - OPIE'S RETURN
Nedl ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING?
I got to tell you guys I am a bit nervous. Has anyone heard anything from Opinionated?
Lionjack REPLY
No, everything's been quiet. Good luck man, it was nice posting with ya.
Nigel REPLY
Yeah, good luck man. The producer of the game show has found a replacement for you just in case... well you know. Good luck man.
Tarrall A MAJOR VIOLATION
There has been a serious breech of neighborhood link policy, and we can not overlook it. Opinionated has been banned for another six weeks for violation of the multiple user and suspension rules. It seems while under suspension Opinionated used MY computer to set himself up with another ID So for using My computer while on suspension, he is suspended for another four weeks. And for creating a multiple ID he is suspended another two weeks. So in the interest of fairness and full disclosure, Opinionated's multiple ID username is Booger.
BOOGER
