Muscatine

I bet she would make a good auctioner, she can talk real zippy.

I don't think I'd wanna french kiss her.

Or Swiss, or German kiss her for that matter.  Explain that one to your mother.  "I had my tongue caught in her zipper!"

I bet her favorite song is "Zippity do dah, zippity eh..."

I know, I am a sick puppy.  My sense of humor is just out of control.  I am sick.  My meter says I am a respected neighbor, but be honest here, people, do you really respect me?  If you do you are just as sick as I am.  Case in point, who writes a memorium for a ficticious rubber doll.  I mean seriously folks, how demented am I?