Muscatine

Sir, I'll have you know I'm NOT pavlovian. I'm a Slovakian dog.

I'm glad to hear that you have been decifering our coded emails. But you still haven't mastered it yet....but you was close. The signal looks like the naked woman silhouette on the back of semi mud flaps.

Anyway they will never find Ned. He has a special jetted wheelchair that can escape any situation and we have special hideouts......you should of gotten that info in email #1,330 on our rules and info. All in code, of course

HA! So then you do admit to licking yourself on your puppy package, your kibble and BITS, your canine cashews, your rawhide bone, your doggy dumplings, your humping hackysacs, your dangaling doggy pearls.  I'm jealous actually.

I've been known to sniff butts and hump legs too.