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A guy got on a bus and sat on the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. a few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big ole noisy fart. embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her, "do you by chance have today's paper?" the lady looked at him and said. "no, but the next time we pass a tree i'll grab you a handful of leaves!" |
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One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.
I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'.
And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.'
So I asked, 'What's the problem?' She replied, 'I can't tell you. I don't even know you.'
I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.'
So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.'
I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'.
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One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her. I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'. And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.' So I asked, 'What's the problem?' She replied, 'I can't tell you. I don't even know you.' I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.' So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.' I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'.
AAAHHHHHHHH Steven Wright...ive not heard that one in a long time....... |
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