Muscatine

Spring can not be to far away because I was attacked by a fishing pole the other day in a sports store. It came flying down off of a rack as I walked past and stuck to my hand as I tried to fend it off.

Next came a package of jig heads and some twister tails that did the same thing. I ran for my life away from that department and straight in to my wife where she had to pay for the items because they would not turn me loose until I got to the car.

My wife is still trying to figure out how that happened, as I explained to her $hit happens.

Ya think thats bad Kenn, we walked into a motorcycle shop and i was attacked by a motorcycle salesman! he wouldnt let me leave....his arms wrapped around my legs......i finally gave in.....a grand for the bike of my dreams....an old '78 kawasaki 4 cylinder.....1000.00 for the bike, 200.00 for tax, title,license and doc fees....then came the goodies...500.00 for accessories...now when i mention new parts, i get the daggers ......i'm sure castration is coming next.......unless a bright warm day gets here so i can take her for a ride.....on another note im grounded from my paychecks!