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  • lionjack
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Let's start a tradition by reporting the humor of this grand lady.  I will Make the first post with the following.  Please add to it and let's see what wisdom she has to offer all of us.

Back in 1990, the government seized the Mustang Ranch Brothel in Nevada for tax evasion, and as required by law, tried to run it.  They failed and it closed.  Now we are trusting the economy of our country and our banking system  to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whorehouse and selling whiskey.

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Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes ? 


Think about this one:

1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments   



C O W S   

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.   

T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N   

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq   .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.   

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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

Here's another by Maxine:

Good News! People are living longer than ever!

Bad news - we don't get to choose WHICH people.

Gotta love Maxine!

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