Muscatine

School board

Posted in: Muscatine
  • Avatar
  • gta1
  • Neighbor
  • USA
  • 1581 Posts
  • Respect-O-Meter: Neighbor

OK, great.  I would like to apply for the school supervisors job now, if possible.  I know how to pick favorites, smooze the wealthy, and bend the rules.  Also, my motto is "go cut a nice switch"!  I'm not afraid of the gang-bangers, but will be carrying a .357 or something with equivelant or greater muzzle energy.


I'm with DM you have my vote!

BTW might i suggest a Desert Eagle 50 cal. It has great gangbanger stopping power!

  • Avatar
  • hiroad
  • Respected Neighbor
  • The Hilltop
  • 5055 Posts
  • Respect-O-Meter: Respected Neighbor

Yes, a DE .50 would be just what I'm thinking of to keep in a desk holster.  Now I'm trying to decide on the correct carry weapon.  I certainly want to have the right tools to help me protect the little cretins...er I mean students... and fecundity....er I mean faculty, during these troubled times.

In order to make my image more palatable, and expedite your positive votes, I've changed my avatar to a more serious and respectable image.  I hope it represents that kind of person you would feel comfortable with as school superintendent.   I would hope I could take the kind of work lonesome George did on Hollywood squares as an example and apply it to the job.

Advertise Here!

Promote Your Business or Product for $10/mo

istockphoto_12477899-big-head.jpg

For just $10/mo you can promote your business or product directly to nearby residents. Buy 12 months and save 50%!

Buynow