After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year old girl.
Now, I have a $200,000.00 home, two $40,000.00 cars, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
18-year old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
She really knows how to solve a mid-life crisis........
