Muscatine

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

Did they have lipstick on?

All right...   The Marine, of course, responded: "Nice trade, sir!"

Well, it's official.  I've never been good at telling jokes.  Seems I can't type one either

Thanks hiroad!