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Just what the doctor ordered...

xmc Respected Neighbor Muscatine 74 Posts	An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks" The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!" Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of CHICAGO , PUT HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE , AND HAVE HALF THE COUNTRY LOOKING FOR WORK IN 24 HOURS. March 22nd 2009 Report Reply

nedl Valued Neighbor Muscabamastan 5426 Posts	An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks" The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!" Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of CHICAGO , PUT HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE , AND HAVE HALF THE COUNTRY LOOKING FOR WORK IN 24 HOURS. March 22nd 2009 Report Reply
bigbrother Neighbor Muscatine, Iowa 6176 Posts	NEDL....soakey? Yes or no? March 22nd 2009 Report Reply