Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. What do gay guys call condoms?
A. Mud flaps
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?".
Q: What do a gay guy and an oven have in common?
A: They both brown your meat
ok so i hope these didnt offend anyone...and if they did i appologize.....
