Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Razorback Hogs from the hills of Arkansas. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."



