Union Rules & Hookers
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he
asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir,
this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The
girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
'I'd like her,' he said...
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according
to union rules, she's next.'
NOW YOU Know what's wrong with the AUTO industry.
And why they want a BAILOUT.
