My friend who contracted swine flu succumbed to it last night.
We are digging the hole today. Tonight we will load the hole full of seasoned oak wood and light it afire.
We will have proper burial after wrapping the body in aluminum foil, stuffing an apple in his mouth,and lay him atop the glowing coals. We will then cover him with dirt and leave him in the ground for a matter of many hours.
Saturday, for the proper send off, we will exhume him and cover him with BBQ sauce and he will be the guest of honor at his final supper.
He will be served next to coleslaw, tater salad, baked beans and iced tea.
Rest In Pieces, My Friend.
