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In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?

SORRY, BUT I BEAT YOU TO IT.

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New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavor


In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road." Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?

June 1st, 06:17 AM Report Reply

A man goes to buy a new GM car since the dealership is closing and prices are at a bargain. He decides to go all out and get himself a Cadillac.

On the drive home, he suddenly realizes that the radio has no knobs, so he turns around and heads back to the dealer.

"There's no knobs on the radio!" he exclaimed to the dealer.

"I know that," said the dealer, "this model has the latest state-of-the-art voice activated technology! Watch this.. radio on!" The radio turns on. "Rock-n-roll!" yelled the dealer, and a rock-n-roll station comes on. "Country!" and a country station comes on.

"OK, I get it." said the man and he drives off in his new Cadillac, listening to country music.

Just as he is trying to get on the by-pass, another driver cuts him off!

"You bastard!" yells the man.

All of a sudden, Rush Limbaugh comes on the radio.

Sorry Nedl I must have missed it.  Opie