Muscatine

This is dedicated to all who are seniors, to all who know seniors, and to all who will become seniors.

It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!

"WHERE the heck is my SUNDAY paper?!" Said the irate customer calling the newspaper office. She again loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. You see, the Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, which would be on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of comprehension as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shoot, so that's why no one was at church this morning."

And just who here is willing to admit that evening nap that you woke up from...and looked at the clock...and said, "crap, I'm late for work!",  thinking its the next morning.... Until you look outside and see its dark.

Yea; I have.

Been there done that.....and i'm only 38.......LOL

Just this week, I bought Pillsbury Cinnamon rolls, you know the raw dough in the canister you pop? Anyway, when I got home I  must have put them in the drawer instead of the fridge, because that's where I found it, all popped out because the dough expanded. (I'm only 45!)