Muscatine

Menopause Jewelry
 
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
 
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. 

Dumb a$$. 

ILSHIAPMP   NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!