Muscatine

Farah Fawcett dies of metasticized anal cancer.   Michael Jackson dies of a reported heart attack.   Should have been the other way around.

I always though Jackson would die of food poisoning. I'd heard he was fond of twelve-year-old wieners.

[Oops, forgot the t.] I always thought Jackson would die of food poisoning. I'd heard he was fond of twelve-year-old wieners. I also heard that McDonalds will be honoring his memory with the McMJ. It's a fifty-year-old piece of meat wedged between two twelve-year-old buns!

rumours of micheal jackson having a heart attack have been found to be false,he has been been found in the childrens ward having a stroke....

Micheal Jackson wants his ashes put in etch-a-sketch so kids can still play with his knob.