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ACORN names new Director of 'Weight Loss Resettlement Camps'

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ACORN has announced a new Director of Detention. Director-elect Thomas Craig promises he will set forward the proposed program to detain America's overweight population in specially designed 'weight loss resettlement camps' strategically placed across America.

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ACORN's position for Obamakrieg hasn't changed. "We expect a weight loss of at least 45%."

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In a statement to other ACORN brownshirts who gathered for the announcement, and in anticipation of a rousing speech.


Craig said, "I eat right and exercise. I DESERVE affordable health care coverage, unlike the fat, prescription-pill-popping, hawkish bastard I keep seeing in the news calling people 'Nazis' and getting slower Americans all worked up."

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All Americans under the newly instituted 'Craig Doctrine' must report to weight stations and check in. They will have a tattoo inked on their back of their necks ....

This coming from ACORN!
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