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Obama watched a college football game and now hes up for the heisman trophy.

Or perhaps the Stanley cup for viewing a hockey game?

And Michelle is being considered for Playmate of the Year, because Hugh says an appearance in Playboy is not immpossible.   Under his new policy the award is meant to encourage her to come through.

Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year

Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville

NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville , country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.

But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's Heisman Trophy.