A little boy was dressed up as a pirate for Halloween. On his first stop Trick or Treating, he knocks on the door of a lovely little bungalow. A kindly old lady answers the door.
"Trick or Treat?" the little pirate says.
"Oh my, what a cute little pirate your are." said the old lady, looking around. "Tell me, where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy looked at the old lady and said, "Where do you think they are, lady? They're on my buccan-head!"
