Did you hear about Air Force One? It now has chrome 27" spinner wheels, a velour purple interior and a new callsign: N166ER.
Did you hear the White House gardener was fired for coming in and asking, "Hey! Where's the spade and the hoe?"
The Post Office received complaints that the Obama postage stamp wasn't sticking to envelopes. After an investigation it was found that the stamps are just fine. People are just spitting on the wrong side.
