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Crime Spree

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Checking the police blotter...

 

6:45am - A cement truck was reported stolen. Some evidence was recovered at the scene of the crime, but nothing concrete.

 

11:27am - Someone stole all the toilet seats from the Police Station bathrooms. So far, authorities have nothing to go on.

 

3:09pm - Authorities discovered the body of a man who was murdered, then placed in a bath tub full of milk. Police suspect it is a cereal killing.

 

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Even I groaned at those, and we all know how sick my sense of humor is. LOL

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