Muscatine

A Buffalo police officer observed an older model 4-door sedan traveling very slowly South on the River Road, so he pulled the car over. When he approached the vehicle, he noticed that there were 4 nuns, dressed in their traditional habits in the car. He addressed the nun behind the wheel, "Sister, the reason I pulled you over is you were driving very slowly and I want to make sure everything is OK?"

"Oh, we're fine, young man." replied the nun, "I was just going the speed limit. It is 22, isn't it?"

The officer chuckled and said, "I'm sorry Sister, but the highway is 22. That's not the speed limit.

"Oh!" said the nun, "I always get those signs confused."

The officer then noticed the nuns in the back seat had their eyes closed, were sweating profusely and breathlessly praying in Latin while tightly clutching their rosary beads. "What's the matter with them?" He asked.

"Well," the nun replied, "You see, we just turned off of 280."

  LOL!  That is a good one!  I'm gonna share this one w/ the people that know & love me.  I AM THE NUN that is driving.  Always get lost... always confused by the signs. 

  Yeah - my friends are gonna love this one.  Thanks for sharing Nolah. 

Little Johnny is sitting on the curb holding a Pepsi bottle with some liqiud in it. He's turning it upside-down and right-side-up with his thumb over the opening.

Father O'Malley is walking down the sidewalk and sees Little Johnny, "Hey Little Johnny! What have you got in that bottle there?"

"Turpentine!" Johnny exclaims, "The most powerful liquid in the world!"

"Oh, I beg to differ," said Father O' Malley, "Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world. Why, if you put drop of Holy Water on a pregnant woman's stomach, she'll pass a healthy baby!"

"That's nothing." Johnny said, "I just put a drop of this on a cat's ass, and he passed a motorcycle!"