Now that I no longer have a job, thanks to you people not shopping enough downtown, (I'm just being a smartass) I now have nothing to do all day except be here at the Neighborhood Link bar all day drinking, and harrassing you people. See if you would have kept me employed you wouldn't have this problem. So now everyday all I have to look forward too is getting up and seeing what I can do to piss you people off. No money in it, but it does sound like fun. (I'm learning from you Nedl old buddy) So now you people have two of us to put up with Ha ha.
So, what should I do with all my free time?
I was thinking of renting myself out for children's parties. I'm 6'6" and kids would have fun climbing on me and with a belly like mine I would make a good bouncy. But the problem with that is those little monster's alway manage to find the no-no place and end up putting a knee or something in it. So I think I will pass on that.
I was thinking of donating time to the library and read to the children. But Tina reminded me all I read is porn and she didn't think that wouldn't go over to well with the library. (I do buy it just to read the articles.)
Charles Potter stopped in the store one day and jokingly commented there was an opening at the radio station. Hey! I could do a morning show... but who would want to listen to me bloviate for two hours? I can't even get you people to listen to me and you are my friends.
I was thinking once the snow starts flying I could go around and shovel everyone in the neighborhood's walk and then send the bill to Nedl for being the one who brought it here in the first place!
Have fun, kids. See you all around the hood!
