Muscatine

Frankly, both are dope of the year, but Bachus wins out in the contest of who would be more affected by his actions. While Tigers privates may be forever impaired if his wife chose to use the golf clubs that way, but having Max nominate his main squeeze for a high position - read power and money - probably affects more people.

I think we've wasted more media hours on Tiger's Troubles than it deserves or needs. It was fun for the first couple of days to speculate but it is a matter for he and his wife to work out -not us.

The whole Tiger thing and voicemails and text evidence reminds of the joke/story where the wife always packed the husband's bags for his repeat hunting trips. On return from his last trip, the husband inquired about how and why the wife forgot to pack those extra thick and warm socks for the hunting trip in his bags.

The wife replied," I ran out of room in your bags, so I packed those socks you requested in your gun's case with your gun and ammo"....

Dooooooooope!