Muscatine

Tiger Woods should know, the trick to great golf is to keep your scoring low!

Tiger Woods' mother-in-law was rushed to the hospital. Oddly enough, that's the best news involving Tiger Woods and a woman all week.

Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards!

Katy Couric interviewed Tiger's wife:

Katy:  Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit your husband with a golf club?

Mrs. Woods:   Oh, just put me down for a five.

.....par for the course.....

....fore!!!!...

Tiger's new animal name is CHEETAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!