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Think outside the box

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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when
> you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
>
> 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
> 2. An old friend who once saved your life.
> 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
>
> Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
> only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

 


>
> This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
> job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
> die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
> friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
> chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your
> perfect mate again.
> YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................

 

 
> The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
> coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
> keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would
> stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'
> Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
> limitations.
> Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'
> HOWEVER....,

 

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her
> out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital
> visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car,
> then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.


> God, I just love happy endings

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