Muscatine

 my doctor referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday, and she is gorgeous. She's unbelievably beautiful and sexy. 

She told me that I have to stop masturbating. 

When I asked her why, she replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

No issues here, NEDL....I went blind and mine fell off years ago.....just like mom told me would happen! But I still always wear clean underwear for all those trips to the hospital so mom won't be embarrassed!

So Ned, was this a local doctor and if so, where might I find this nurse?

  My son, while in a high school biology class,  asked the teacher premission  to study his girlfriend's  anatomy using the Braille system. Teacher didn't think it was funny.