An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being
away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness
on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a
very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first
admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it
used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
