Muscatine

You realize how many people u will be putting out work right?......i mean all those people who made patches for poor judy, will become unemployed....but maybe they will find jobs in the shoe and stocking industry...lol

Ned,

You would think that you would want a girlfriend that doesn't poop in your living room.

Ned:   Let's be a little more tolerant of poopasexuals.   We don't want the Iowa Supreme court to have to rule on that too.

I had to kick her out. I found out she was a liberal 'crat.