I gotta tell ya Fox....I read that last trip to Birdland.  Don't get it.  Ethereal. Is that the word I'm searching for here?

Birdland..I like that one

Grams always told me I have to hoe my own row. But it's so easy, I won't leave the lesser because the others are juicier. Our leaders all need to be plucked and sent along with the rest of us. This waiting until the picking is good only serves one side. I don't really care for orange juice. Now gimme some red, white or purple grape juice and were talkin. Huh, talkin. A "Cattle call "and sunset for these life long patrons of greed and excess. Are fruit-loops real cereal or just sugary fluff? I heard a lady responded when asked who her favorite Jewish carpenter was, she said: "Japedo?" Too funny. Lordy am I bushed.

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Sorry, I must insist that we invoke the Magic Metaphor penalty, required when a poster shares pointless ramblings involving fruit, cereal, juice, wheat and chaff (sure that one's coming so am being proactive), or quoting Grandmas. 

15 yards, loss of readers, and a visit to "Mobayland". 

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