Al ain't been seen since the big snows started. I'm worried about him. I hope he didn't run out of food and is hungry. Or maybe cold. Maybe we should go look for him and check on him.
Muscatine
Dear Ned
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Mssrs. Dewey, Cheatum and Howe are, even as we speak, drawing straws to determine who has to break the news to Algore about this whole global warming farce. Why, I've heard tell that the folks out east are ready to tar and feather his carbon-footed carcass and run him out of town on a Prius. They also will try and discuss this matter with our Congressmen and Senators, who are hell-bent on passing legislation that will cost you, me and everybody but them money based on this nonsense.
I wouldnt mind helping them tar and feathering him.....so has Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe figured out how to stop ned from this destructive behavior of his?
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