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  • darylmaxen
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After the duct-taping, will there be magic markers available?


Please say yes!!

 

Frazz!   Good to hear from you.

 

In answer to your inquiry....yes, and they will be of the permanent variety, multi-colored, and to be used on non-duct-taped  parts of TP's soft, pudgy extremeties.  Artistic references to Wally-World, tornado chasing, and the phrase "I'm leaving" in various languages will be encouraged.  Prizes to be awarded....

3rd....Two slushies from the 7-Eleven.

2nd...Beer, in some small amount.

1st...Free oil change anywhere but Wal-Mart.

 

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  • gta1
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Soo dm, does this take place before the bikers urinate on him?......just curious, if not then we will need a hose

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  • mallory
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  Mallory.....well, nobody can quite figure out what she can do, so she is told to go find the "left-handed screwdriver", and is gone for hours. 

 

 

I was surprised.   I thought I'd be sent to the kitchen to maybe wash dishes. 

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  • Babybird
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Can I bring the Peace Prize for DMWink

 

The prize will be in Monopoly money and a plaque made out of re-cycled milk jugs and a giant 100oz. mug of beer presented by Drunken Fool with a huge Barney::: Buuurrrrrrrp!  If:::he pulls off the peace accord without use of duct tape:::But just in case, the safe words are:::oochie woochie coochie coo(to Honor Logic's avatar), without any scratches, and no use of "Urination" of course.

 

Bird.

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