Muscatine

Frazz!   Good to hear from you.

In answer to your inquiry....yes, and they will be of the permanent variety, multi-colored, and to be used on non-duct-taped  parts of TP's soft, pudgy extremeties.  Artistic references to Wally-World, tornado chasing, and the phrase "I'm leaving" in various languages will be encouraged.  Prizes to be awarded....

3rd....Two slushies from the 7-Eleven.

2nd...Beer, in some small amount.

1st...Free oil change anywhere but Wal-Mart.

Soo dm, does this take place before the bikers urinate on him?......just curious, if not then we will need a hose

Can I bring the Peace Prize for DM

The prize will be in Monopoly money and a plaque made out of re-cycled milk jugs and a giant 100oz. mug of beer presented by Drunken Fool with a huge Barney::: Buuurrrrrrrp!  If:::he pulls off the peace accord without use of duct tape:::But just in case, the safe words are:::oochie woochie coochie coo(to Honor Logic's avatar), without any scratches, and no use of "Urination" of course.

Bird.