Muscatine

And you replied 20 times. 

Reelin' 'em in here, boss. 

News just in.....

It has been determined that the big bright yellowish object moving across Iowa skies this morning was actually the sun in its normal state; and not a spotlight from the heavens shining upon walmart in Muscatine as some have alledged.

I apologize, what you saw was my fault.  I lit a match to light my cigar when at the same time Nedl farted.  That is the bright light you saw in the sky.  I think it might have set off the volcano in iceland too.

Hey hey hey you two.....straighten up.  The man only wants "legit" replies.