Muscatine

A bit bored today....allow me to moan.

1.  The weather.  Good grief.  I'm in the process of building an ark.  Collecting two of all species, except liberal politicians.  No need for 'em.  Algore....it's cold here.  Had a horrible winter.  Till me again about that global warming thing.

2.  Wal-Mart remodeling.  From what I've heard, the area above the food section is now a sort of "baby poop brown/yellow" How appetizing.

3.  Gang shootings.  My solution...give them an 8 square block area of town all their own.  Give them all guns.  Have at it, boys.

More to come.

1) Build the ark please..... Take me to sunnier locations. BTW I'll over look the typo, but wouldn't it be great to have an edit option.

2) I haven't seen it, I don't shop there much.

3) Give them anything my a$$. (I did get the humor) It would just be nice to have some patrols with some balls. Pardon the pun....

1) Build the ark please..... Take me to sunnier locations. BTW I'll over look the typo, but wouldn't it be great to have an edit option. 

(Why not prevent the mistake to begin with??)

2) I haven't seen it, I don't shop there much.

(No one could blame you...but no one believes you either.)

3) Give them anything my a$$. (I did get the humor) It would just be nice to have some patrols with some balls. Pardon the pun....

(Not everyone can be as brave as big, bad storm chasers.)

As long as we are musing......

You know, I don't understand "storm chasing".  I think they are idiots.  How can anyone cheer for a tornado, knowing the destruction, mayhem, and loss that they produce?  How anyone can get enjoyment from watching some murderous weather condition is beyond me.  And praying and hoping for a big one???   You got to have a screw loose in my opinion.