Muscatine

Emergency Medical Alert
Be wary of this infection and try to prevent the spread of this horrible
Disease!
 
This is very important. We need to stop the spread of this disease.
 
Information on Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
Strain of this old disease.  The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's
Pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em,"  and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
Putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2008,
But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are
Starting to realize how destructive this illness is!

Studies have shown that Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
Called Votemout.   
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't
Engage in such behavior again. The disease could become permanent and
Eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already using Votemout. Virginia , New Jersey and
Massachusetts are already seeing great results.

Ya just have to laughingly love this! Thanks!

You forgot Pennsylvania and Arlen Specter too. Guess he didn't make much of a "spectacle" of himself....30 years right down the tube thinking he could hide behind democrats.